May 2, 1944
The letter you wrote of D. accident finally came today – where it was and why I don’t know. It seems that was just like the letters you used to write and wanted them to get there in a hurry.
I thought for a short time this PM I’d have something about a house but it fell thru. It was a furnished home in Libertyville $60.00 per month but the old “Itch boy” that owns it doesn’t want any children in her house – She thought that she could rent it to people without children. I was a little upset when I walked into the ward and the nurse asked me what was troubling me. I told her the lady didn’t want children in the house and she said “well
[page 2] why?” and that was a little to much – I told her the baby would “pe” on the bed. That slowed her down and even brought color to her face. Probably to mine also. Hope the lady who owns the house has splinters in her pants and one of them point starboard every time she sits down. Maybe there are other punishments just as bad but I won’t whish wish them on her at present. Dr. Glick put me wise to this house.
I’ve got my leave started on the way and should be able to give you the dope tomorrow night. Joe gets off or rather will take off at noon on Sat. and I’m going to try to do likewise. It may not go thru for 12:00 or for that matter maybe not for
[page 3] 4:30 but we will try.
I sent my blue suit to the cleaner today – so had to wear khaki. It was nice and sunny when we got up but it got foggy and cold later but this eve it was pretty nice again. Khaki is a must for me for the next few days until my blues came back, rain or shine.
We are all set to listen to Fibber in about ½ hour. Right now Gabe Heater  is about to come on so I’ll just sign off and say will the splinters punch the lady hard enough and often enough –
 Gabriel Heatter was a radio news commentator. During WWII, he was known for his trademark phrase “Good evening, everyone…there is good news tonight.”
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This one made me chuckle. I think it’s the angriest he’s been in the letters I’ve read. And over children. He must have been a very good man.
Thanks Amberly! I laughed pretty hard myself over this one, but I could only imagine how frustrated he must have been. 🙂
“Hope the lady who owns the house has splinters in her pants and one of them point starboard every time she sits down.” LOL !!!!
Thanks for the note about Gabriel Heatter. The name was ringing a faint bell.